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PEOPLE OF THE WEEK |
PAST PEOPLE OF
THE WEEKEND |
Jason
Lee
Nickname: Jas
Date of Birth: 6/26/1986
Age: 15
Sex: Assumed male
Acknowledgement for:
Undying devotion and loyalty that only a
wishful wife can imagine... but only... in the case of Jason, his love
making business goes to a game called Xenogears, which he claims is
"orgasmic".
Rumblepak anyone?
Person
of the week:
Jonathan
L.
Nickname: The Yellow M&M
Date of Birth: UNKNOWN
Age: 15
Sex: Probably male
Acknowledgement for:
"Yummy... I want my ducks" was
the quote that got him to fame on this site. At school, he is a zealot canuck, always listens to "blak man muzique" and
is even SOMETIMES
(gasp!) a normal person. However, he is generally a nice person to know
with his own unique, interests.
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Jabali ("There can only be one like
me" - The One)
Nickname: Jabrony
Date of Birth: 7/01/1986
Age: 15
Sex: Male??!!
Acknowledgement for:
For being a hypocrite and a QUITTER ("Hey I'm
running for student government--and I'm gonna WIN!"). Though he tries
to be a nice friendly person, inside, he is inherently full of malevolence
(or so we see) and fails everything miserably. He claims that
the U.S. (and Western civilization) is evil, and that all things were
created in India (from fried rice to martial arts). Anything that isn't
identical to his culture is "wrong", and Pakistani's are dogs.
Though he says he believes in all religions, he follows none of them
(almost). He pretends to be enlightened after "meditating", but
five minutes later, he's back to his usual annoying self. Though
he calls himself "The Stud", and "The Sh*t",
realistically, key
words that define this character (IMHO of Angelex) are "The Sh*t",
"hypocrite", "egocentric", "ethnocentric",
"ugly hair", "oriental wannabe", and several others
that were deemed too vulgar to put on this site. For those who still do
not get the picture, here's a simple summary of this
"man": See Jabali. Run. |
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