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Here are all the movies that I have rated (I tried to do all of them), and they are divided by the year that I saw them (to compensate for age and ever-changing technology--and also to make the task of putting a movie "in its proper place" a lot easier). They are ranked out of 4 in 0.5 increments--with a perfect score being 4. A +4 is given to movies those special movies that are just too good to be "just" perfect, and count as a 5 in the final average.

This list is NOT scientifically correct--I do not presume to be the overseer of movie evaluations--these are totally my own opinions and merely reflect my personal view. Still, I find my views perfectly justified and I WILL support (the majority of) them should you come up to me and dispute my opinions.

For detailed information about my globe system and the supplemental ratings, click here.

Click here to see movie recaps -- short reviews of several movies.

So anyway, I can't tell you my all-time- best-movie-ever, because I just can't choose just ONE movie when there are so many good ones. But I CAN tell you the worst movie of all time, and it is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. This movie is the worst piece of crap I've ever seen labeled a movie. This isn't even a movie. Seriously, if you expect to see a "movie", with actors, acting, story, etc... you will be disappointed. See it only to see the joke that it is.

Well I've covered everything I suppose. Oh yes, there are often post-rating changes. Enjoy looking at my ranking of movies!

Total number of movies listed: 326
Number of movies rated +4: 4
Number of movies rated 4: 54
Number of movies rated in the 3s: 214
Number of movies rated in the 2s: 44
Number of movies rated in the 1s: 8
Number of movies rated in the 0s: 1

Movies seen 2002-2003 (17) Movie Year (in order of preference) AVG 3.37
TOTAL: 141.5

1. A.I. (2001)* +4/4 Globes (!)
2. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers* 4/4 (!)
3. Training Day (2001)* 4/4 (!)
4. The Usual Suspects (1995)* 4/4
5. A Beautiful Mind (2001)* 4/4
6. The Ring 4/4
7. Shadowlands (1993)* 4/4
8. Lilo and Stitch* 4/4 (!)
9. 007 Die Another Day* 4/4 (!)
10. John Q* 4/4
11. Ice Age (2001) 4/4
12. Gattaca (1998)* 4/4
13. A Ring of Endless Light 4/4
14. Shanghai Knights 3.5/4
15. 40 Days and 40 Nights* 3.5/4
16. Mr. Deeds 3.5/4
17. Minority Report* 3.5/4 (!)
18. Waking Life (2001) 3.5/4 (X)
19. The Recruit 3.5/4
20. Ocean’s 11 (2001) 3.5/4
21. Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clones* 3.5/4 (!)
22. Fight Club (1999)* 3.5/4 (X)
23. Miracle in Lane 2 (2000) 3.5/4
24. Citizen Kane (1941) 3.5/4
25. Once Upon a Time in the West (1969) 3.5/4
26. 2009 로스트 메모리즈 (2001) 3/4
27. Cradle 2 the Grave 3/4
28. Friday (1997) 3/4
29. Behind Enemy Lines (2001) 3/4
30. XXX 3/4
31. Half Past Dead 3/4
32. The Messenger: Jeanne of Arc (1997) 3/4
33. Blade II (2001) 3/4
34. Dungeons and Dragons (2000) 3/4
35. Men In Black II 3/4
36. Ali (2001) 3/4
37. Dragonheart: A New Beginning (1999) 3/4
38. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2.5/4
39. Star Trek: Nemesis 2.5/4
40. Hard Rain (1997) 2.5/4
41. Spy Kids (2001) 2.5/4
42. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 0.5/4
AWARD CANDIDATES:

Best Overall: A.I.
Best Music: Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers
Best Acting: Training Day
Best Story: The Usual Suspects
Cool Factor: Minority Report
Most Memorable: 007 Die Another Day
Most Entertaining: 40 Days and 40 Nights
Biggest Let Down: Star Trek Nemesis
Best Surprise: Waking Life
[SPECIAL AWARD]: WORST MOVIE EVER: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist - I mean, WTF?!

Movies seen 2001-2002 (16) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.15 -- TOTAL: 192.0

1. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring* +4/4 Globes (!)
2. Black Hawk Down* 4/4 (!)
3. Men of Honor (2000)* 4/4 (!)
4. Monsters Inc. * 4/4 (!)
5. Meet Joe Black (1998)* 4/4
6. Enemy of the State (1998)* 4/4 (!)
7. Finding Forrester* 4/4
8. Traffic (2000)* 4/4
9. Shrek* 4/4
10. The Count of Monte Cristo* 4/4
11. Braveheart (1995)* 4/4
12. Save the Last Dance* 4/4
13. Chicken Run (2000)* 4/4
14. Terror in the Family (1996)* 3.5/4
15. Rush Hour 2* 3.5/4
16. The Patriot (2000)* 3.5/4
17. The Color of Friendship (2000)* 3.5/4
18. Invincible* 3.5/4
19. Cast Away (2000)* 3.5/4
20. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone* 3.5/4
21. 무사* 3.5/4
22. Rush Hour (1997)* 3.5/4
23. Planet of the Apes (new version)* 3.5/4
24. Vertical Limit* 3.5/4
25. Conspiracy Theory (1997) 3.5/4
26. Shaft (2000) 3.5/4
27. Spiderman* 3/4
28. Atlantis: The Lost Empire 3/4
29. Final Fantasy* 3/4
30. 공동경비구역 JSA (2000)* 3/4
31. The Art of War (2000) * 3/4
32. The Others 3/4
33. The Fast and the Furious* 3/4
34. Ronin (1999) 3/4
35. The Rookie 3/4
36. Bring it on (2000) 3/4
37. Along Came a Spider 3/4
38. 친구 3/4
39. Big Momma’s House (2000) 3/4
40. Krull (1983) 3/4
41. Malèna (ITL) (2000) 3/4
42. Clockwork Orange (1971) 3/4 (X)
43. Once Upon a Time in China II (1992) 3/4
44. Private Parts (1997)* 3/4
45. 007 - The Living Daylights (1987) 3/4
46. Unbreakable (2000) 3/4
47. What Women Want (2000) 3/4
48. Pearl Harbor* 3/4
49. The Joy Luck Club (1993) 2.5/4
50. Joy Ride 2.5/4
51. Once Upon a Time in China (1991) 2.5/4
52. 신라의 달밤 2.5/4
53. Lock Up (1989) 2.5/4
54. Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) 2.5/4
55. The One 2.5/4
56. Honey We Shrunk Ourselves (1998) 2.5/4
57. Tomb Raider* 2/4
58. Lolita (1961) 2/4
59. Jurassic Park III 2/4
60. 주유소 습격사건 1.5/4
61. Desert Warrior (1965) 1/4
AWARD GIVEN:

Best Overall: Lord of the Rings
Best Music: Lord of the Rings
Best Acting: Enemy of the State
Best Story: Count of Monte Cristo
Cool Factor: Shrek
Most Memorable: Black Hawk Down
Most Innovative: Chicken Run
Pure Entertainment Award: Spiderman
Biggest Let Down: Jurassic Park III
Best Surprise: 무사

Deserving Special Mention

1. L5 – The First City in the Sky IMAX 3/4
2. Le Louvre (1960) 3/4

Movies seen 2000-2001 (15) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.15

1. Schindler’s List (1992)* 4/4 (!)
2. Gladiator* 4/4
3. The Land Before Time (1987)* 4/4 (!)
4. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade* (1989) 4/4
5. A Raisin in the Sun (1961)* 4/4
6. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 3.5/4
7. The Hunt for Red October (1990)* 3.5/4
8. Untouchables (198?)* 3.5/4
9. The Green Mile (1999)* 3.5/4
10. Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Lost Ark* 3.5/4
11. The Power of One (1992)* 3.5/4
12. Tootsie (1989) 3.5/4
13. The Natural (1984) 3/4
14. X-Men 3/4
15. October Sky 3/4
16. A Goofy Movie (1995) 3/4
17. L.A. Confidential (1997)* 3/4
18. Ferris Buhler’s Day Out (1986) 3/4
19. Back to the Future (1985) 3/4
20. Dinosaur* 3/4
21. Left Behind 3/4
22. Pokemon: The Movie 2000 3/4
23. The Parent Trap 3/4
24. Breaking Away (1970) 3/4
25. Days of Thunder (1990) 2.5/4
26. To Kill a Mockingbird (1960) 2.5/4
27. Three Kings 2/4
28. The Hobbit (1977) 1.5/4
29. Predator 2 (1990) 1.5/4

AWARDS
Best Music: Gladiator
Best Acting: Schindler’s List
Best Story: Schindler’s List
Cool Factor: Dinosaur
Most Memorable: The Land Before Time
Most Innovative: Three Kings
Pure Entertainment Award: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Biggest Let Down: Predator 2
Biggest Surprise: A Goofy Movie

Movies seen 1999-2000 (14) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.12

1. The Matrix* 4/4 (!)
2. Saving Private Ryan* 4/4 (!)
3. Toy Story 2* 4/4
4. Princess Mononoke (JAP)* 4/4 (!)
5. The Sixth Sense* 3.5/4
6. Blue Streak* 3.5/4
7. Patch Adams 3.5/4
8. Les Misérables* 3.5/4
9. Blade Runner (1982)* 3.5/4
10. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace* 3.5/4
11. Jingle All the Way (1997) 3/4
12. Mohammed Ali (19??) 3/4
13. Home Alone 3 3/4
14. 중화영웅* 3/4
15. Small Soldiers (1998) 3/4
16. 쉬리 (1998)* 3/4
17. The Truman Show 3/4
18. Message in a Bottle 3/4
19. The Lion King 2 (1998) 3/4
20. Pokemon: The First Movie 3/4
21. The Mummy 2.5/4
22. American Pie 2.5/4
23. Scream 2 2.5/4
24. Entrapment 2.5/4
25. Star Trek IX: Insurrection 2.5/4
26. Mimic 2/4
27. Anaconda 1.5/4

AWARDS
Best Music: Star Wars Episode I
Best Acting: Saving Private Ryan
Best Story: Blade Runner
Cool Factor: Princess Mononoke
Most Memorable: The Matrix
Most Innovative: The Matrix
Pure Entertainment Award: Blue Streak
Biggest Let Down: Entrapment
Biggest Surprise: The Matrix

Movies seen 1998-1999 (13) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.00 -- TOTAL: 105.0

1. The Prince of Egypt* +4/4 (!)
2. Contact* 4/4
3. Mulan* 4/4
4. Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of the Jedi (1983) 4/4
5. A Bug’s Life* 3.5/4
6. Tarzan 3.5/4
7. Armageddon* 3.5/4
8. Deep Impact* 3.5/4
9. The American President (1995) 3.5/4
10. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) 3/4
11. Iron Will (1995) 3/4
12. Conair (1997)* 3/4
13. Face off 3/4
14. Star Trek VIII: First Contact (1996) 3/4
15. The Negotiator* 3/4
16. Beautiful Green 3/4
17. Last Action Hero (1989) 3/4
18. Powder 3/4
19. The Scent of Women (1994) 3/4
20. Dumb and Dumber (1994) 3/4
21. Lost in Space 3/4
22. Dr. Dolittle 3/4
23. Tom and Huck 3/4
24. Link (197?) 3/4
25. Snake Eyes 3/4
26. Steward Little 3/4
27. Langliers 3/4
28. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1988) 2.5/4
29. Lethal Weapon 4 2.5/4
30. Disney’s Hercules 2.5/4
31. Executive Decision 2/4
32. Aliens IV Resurrection 2/4
33. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) 2/4
34. Event Horizon (1997) 2/4
35. Breakdown (1997) 1/4
AWARDS:

Best Music: The Prince of Egypt
Best Acting: The Prince of Egypt
Best Story: Contact
Cool Factor: Armageddon
Most Memorable: Mulan
Most Innovative: Contact
Pure Entertainment Award: Armageddon
Biggest Let Down: Lethal Weapon 4
Biggest Surprise: Contact

Movies seen 1997-1998 (12) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 2.91

1. The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 4/4 (!)
2. Titanic* 4/4
3. The Mask of Zorro* 3.5/4
4. The Rock* 3.5/4
5. Dragonheart (1996)* 3.5/4
6. Air Force One* 3.5/4
7. The Land Before Time III (1995) 3.5/4
8. The Hunchback of Notre dame* 3.5/4
9. Diehard III* (1995) 3/4
10. Jurassic Park II: The Lost World 3/4
11. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1995) 3/4
12. Cliffhanger (1993)* 3/4
13. Top Gun (1986) 3/4
14. The Black Cauldron (1985) 3/4
15. Judge Dread (1995)* 3/4
16. Apollo 13 (1995) 3/4
17. The Fifth Element 3/4
18. 007 - Tomorrow Never Dies 3/4
19. Child Play 3 (1991) 3/4
20. The Great Mouse Hunt 3/4
21. Species (1995) * 2.5/4
22. Ninja Turtles 3 (1994) 2.5/4
23. Dark Future 2/4
24. Batman and Robin 2/4
25. Seven (1995) 1.5/4 (X)
26. Starman (1990) 1.5/4

AWARDS
Best Music: The Rock
Best Acting: Shawshank Redemption
Best Story: Titanic
Cool Factor: The Rock
Most Memorable: The Mask of Zorro
Most Innovative: Dragonheart
Pure Entertainment Award: The Mask of Zorro
Biggest Let Down: Batman and Robin
Biggest Surprise: Titanic

Movies seen 1996-1997 (11) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.25

1. Dances with Wolves (1990)* 4/4 (!)
2. Toy Story (1995)* 4/4 (!)
3. Star Trek Generations (1994) 3.5/4
4. Men In Black* 3.5/4
5. Cutthroat Island* 3.5/4
6. The Cure (1994) 3.5/4
7. Independence Day* 3.5/4
8. Total Recall (1990) 3.5/4
9. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) 3/4
10. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1995) 3/4
11. Under Siege 2 3/4
12. Homeward Bound 2 - Lost in San Francisco 3/4
13. The Terminator (1984)* 3/4
14. Bear (1995) 3/4
15. Waterworld (1995) 3/4
16. Operation: Dumbo Drop (1995) 3/4
17. Aladdin King of Thieves 3/4
18. Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) 3/4
19. Mission: Impossible 3/4
20. Richie Rich (1995) 3/4
21. The Mask (1994) 3/4
22. Stargate (1994) 3/4
23. Eraser* 3/4
24. Jumanji (1995) 3/4
25. Black Beauty 3/4
26. Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3/4
27. Free Willy 2 3/4
28. Pocahontas 3/4
29. Terminal Velocity (1994) 2.5/4
30. Congo (1994) 2.5/4
31. Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1980) 2/4

AWARDS
Best Music: Dances with Wolves
Best Acting: Dances with Wolves
Best Story: Dances with Wolves
Most Memorable: Star Trek Generations
Most Innovative: Toy Story
Pure Entertainment Award: Men in Black
Biggest Let Down: Free Willy 2
Biggest Surprise: Men in Black

Movies seen 1995-1996 (10) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.26

1. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)* +4/4 (!)
2. The Sound of Music (1965)* 4/4
3. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) 4/4
4. Back to the Future III (1990) 3.5/4
5. The Flintstones (1994)* 3.5/4
6. Robocop 3 (1994) 3.5/4
7. Angels in the Outfield (1994) 3.5/4
8. Help! Trapped Beneath the Earth 3/4
9. Help! Trapped on the 38th floor 3/4
10. Forrest Gump 3/4
11. K2 (1992) 3/4
12. Aliens III (1992) 3/4
13. Beethoven’s 2nd 3/4
14. Rumplestiltskin (1989) 3/4
15. Aladdin: The Return of Jafar (1994) 2.5/4
16. Casper 2.5/4
17. Batman Forever 2/4

AWARDS
Best Music: Terminator 2
Best Acting: The Sound of Music
Best Story: Terminator 2
Most Memorable: Terminator 2
Most Innovative: Terminator 2
Pure Entertainment Award: Robocop 3
Biggest Let Down: Batman Forever
Biggest Surprise: The Flintstones

Movies seen 1994-1995 (9) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.13

1. Jurassic Park* 4/4 (!)
2. The Lion King* 4/4 (!)
3. Aladdin (1993) 3.5/4
4. The Rescuers Down Under 3.5/4
5. D2 The Mighty Ducks 3.5/4
6. Batman Returns 3.5/4
7. Free Willy 3.5/4
8. The Santa Claus* 3.5/4
9. Homeward Bound 3/4
10. Predator (1987)* 3/4
11. Return to Oz* 3/4
12. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)* 3/4
13. Beethoven 3/4
14. Kindergarten Cop* 3/4
15. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) 3/4
16. Escape to Witchmountain 3/4
17. The Fox and the Hound (1981) 3/4
18. Aliens 2 3/4
19. Alice in Wonderland 3/4
20. Honey I Shrunk the Kids 3/4
21. Old Yeller (1957) 3/4
22. Robocop 2 (1990) 3/4
23. Robocop (1987) 3/4
24. The Shaggy Dog (new) 2.5/4
25. Street Fighter 2/4

AWARDS
Best Music: Jurassic Park
Best Acting: Jurassic Park
Best Story: Return to Oz
Most Memorable: The Lion King
Most Innovative: Jurassic Park
Pure Entertainment Award: The Santa Claus
Biggest Let Down: Street Fighter
Biggest Surprise: Free Willy

Movies seen 1993-1994 (8) Movie Year (in order of preference)
AVG 3.13

1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) 4/4
2. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) 4/4
3. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) 4/4
4. Batman (1989) 3.5/4
5. Fantasia (1940) 3.5/4
6. Beauty and the Beast 3.5/4
7. Short-circuit (1986) 3.5/4
8. The Mighty Ducks 3/4
9. Home Alone (1990) 3/4
10. The Wizard of Oz (1939) 3/4
11. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom* 3/4
12. Tom and Jerry: The Movie 3/4
13. 101 Dalmatians (1961) 3/4
14. Mary Poppins (1964) 3/4
15. Honey, I Blew up the Kid 3/4
16. The Black Hole (1979) 3/4
17. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) 2.5/4

AWARDS
Best Music: Star Wars Episode IV
Best Acting: Home Alone 2
Best Story: Short Circuit
Most Memorable: Home Alone 2

Movies seen 1992-1993 (7) (in order of preference)
AVG 3.70

1. Ben-Hur* (1959) +4/4 (!)
2. Duck Tales: The Movie 4/4
3. Peter Pan (1953) 4/4
4. The Sword in the Stone (1963) 3.5/4
5. Lady and the Tramp (1955) 3.5/4
6. Robin Hood (1973) 3.5/4
7. Cinderella (1950) 3.5/4
8. Superman 3 (1983) 3/4

Movies seen before 1992 (before 7) (in order of preference)
AVG 3.90

1. E.T. (1982)* 4/4
2. The Little Mermaid (1989) 4/4
3. Pinocchio (1940) 4/4
4. Bambi (1942) 4/4
5. The Ten Commandments (1959) 3.5/4

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