Quotes for the Human Mind
Now here, there are two categories of quotes, Life
Quotes, and Classic Quotes. Life Quotes of quotes of people we know, and
can personally relate to when we read their quoting, while classic
quotes are pretty much everything else. These are here for your
enjoyment.
[WARNING!]
Quotes are not censored!
Strong language and sexual innuendos are not uncommon, and in Life
Quotes, they are present in masses! Personal discretion is advised!
Life Quotes
Some of these are indeed kind of offensive to the
speaker and to others... don't take them too seriously...
My comments are here just to compliment the
entertaining nature of the quotes--if you don't like it, OMG give me a break!
Go home and tell your mommy... I'm j/k'in ya, damn... so sensitive! Let's not be a Peej...
Due to the superfluous Jason
Liu quotes, the vast majority of them have been moved to Da
Hyperion's
Funny Quotes (that's here)
Classic Quotes
Due to the immense (and still growing) bulk of these
quotes, they have been moved to their own separate page. Enjoy them from
there!
LIFE QUOTES
Being asian sucks TOTAL ass! I want to KILL MYSELF!!
UNfortunately, I am asian. My parents are totally strict and are totally fucktards. I have one final exam on Tuesday (it is 7th so it is last). I am done studying for it. I chose to play some Natural Selection (an online game) and I get yelled at by my retarded pig of a mother. She gets pissed and calls my dad. I get yelled at by my dad on the phone (who is at work) who threatens to destroy my computer, my TV, my DC, my PSX, and all that shit ... if I don't get an A in ENALC.
Now, I have a few things to say in response to that:
1) I WILL get an A in ENALC cuz i OWN at English
2) Fuck you mom
3) Fuck you dad
4) Fuck me cuz i'm gonna go kill myself now
My advice to my fellow asians:
GO KILL YOURSELF! IT'S DEFINITELY BETTER THAN LIVING WITH ASIAN PARENTS!!!
- Holy Hyperion's skewed advice
HolyHyperion: dats frooty in a good way
HolyHyperion: :D
HolyHyperion: wait wait wait
HolyHyperion: i was just playing about the last part
HolyHyperion: i mean just kidding
HolyHyperion: or whatever jk jp means
S k y i r e n: just gay in a good way eh?
HolyHyperion: yup
HolyHyperion: wait
HolyHyperion: no, i mean no
- Just no
Ahahahaha! Guess who <insert your name here>? Peek-A-Boo!!! Yeeeehaaaa! I got you there!!
Dang, I can't believe how much I dig and how much I rock!!!
- Hyperion JJLIU
- A recent profile
:::A Furious exchange of words:::
H
DawG 2325
:
wow.
. . . words don't even begin to describe the gayness of you profile
Hyperion JJLIU
: ...,
if u don't like it, then don't look at it u moron
Hyperion JJLIU
: btw,
lots of peeps think its funny or at least somewhat cool
H
DawG 2325
:
no. . . alex sent it to me
H DawG 2325
: HAHAHA
H DawG 2325
: who?
Hyperion JJLIU
: if
u don't, then shut ur trap and don't look at it
H
DawG 2325
:
who
bitch?
Hyperion JJLIU
: mimi,
jacky, dan, andrea, beth, jon, alex, katie, pat
H
DawG 2325
:
which
jon?
Hyperion JJLIU
: shih
H
DawG 2325
:
ahhhhh, ic
H DawG 2325
: all
gay ppl
H DawG 2325
: either
that. . .OR YOUR LYING BITCH!
Hyperion JJLIU
: no
ur the retarded one bitch so here's the deal
Hyperion JJLIU
: u
don't like it, dats ok. so shut ur trap, turn around, and don't look at
it
H
DawG 2325
:
HAHAHAHAHA
H DawG 2325
: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hyperion JJLIU
: u
dont' have anything good to say then shut ur hole
Hyperion JJLIU
: thank
you jon
H
DawG 2325
:
HOW
BOUT I FUCK YOU MOM
Hyperion JJLIU
: howabout
u go fuck yourself
H
DawG 2325
:
I'M SORRY, I WANNA FUCK HER SO
BAAAAD
Hyperion JJLIU
:
now, i don't have time to waste with losers
like you so goodbye
H
DawG 2325
:
ROFLMAO
H DawG 2325
: damn
u a funny kid jason
H DawG 2325
: do
u hate me?
H DawG 2325
: ur
not gonna come to school and shoot me are ya?
H DawG 2325
: cuz
then i would be scared
H DawG 2325
: Hyperion
JJLIU
:
first of all, i'm not a psycho killer. second
of all, i don't hate anyone. third of all, even if i was the above two
(which i am not i assure you), you are not worth it
H
DawG 2325
:
lol
H DawG 2325
: THANK
GOD
H DawG 2325
: i
was gonna piss in my pants and run to my mommie
Hyperion JJLIU
: w/e
H
DawG 2325
:
cuz
i'm SOOOOOOOOO AFRAID OF YOUUUUUUU
Hyperion JJLIU
: ok,
then ur an idiot. cuz i bet calvin could easily kick my ass
H
DawG 2325
:
lol
H
DawG 2325
: u
sit at my lunch table jason
Hyperion JJLIU
: i dun
have to
Hyperion JJLIU
: plus
i wouldn't say its urs
Hyperion JJLIU
: i can
just as easily say it were corey's, alex's, or anubhav's
H
DawG 2325
: fiiiiiiiiiine
H DawG 2325
: ur
sitting at anuuppa's lunch table
H DawG 2325
: which
i sit at
H DawG 2325
: so
how u gonna avoid me?
Hyperion JJLIU
:
ok?
Hyperion JJLIU
: depending
upon how ... much of a pest you become, i'll just walk away
Hyperion JJLIU
: its
not like my ass is connected to anu's or ur lunch table
- Let us just watch. Popcorn anyone??
Hyperion JJLIU: hey alex, whatcha doing
skyiren: sleeping
Hyperion JJLIU: really?
Hyperion JJLIU: wow u rock!
Hyperion JJLIU: dang
Hyperion JJLIU: u can sleep and chat at the same time?
Hyperion JJLIU: dang
skyiren: ZZzzZzzZzzz...of course...ZzzZzzZzzZzz
- I can sleep and work at the same time like a seawater dolphin
::Hyperion JJLIU's Recent profile:
Hello Everybody. Let's play a game. I'm gonna list some qualities of a certain person and you're gonna guess who it is. Ok? Good. I'm thinking of a person who...
1. Is pathetic
2. Thinks he's a "yellow M&M"
3. Thinks he's half black (Goes along with 1 & 2)
4. Is 100% Chinese but doesn't speak any chinese for jack shit and only knows a few swears.
1. Is pathetic
2. Thinks he's a "yellow M&M"
3. Thinks he's half black (Goes along with 1 & 2)
4. Is 100% Chinese but doesn't speak any chinese for jack shit and only knows a few swears.
*(xiao pee!!)*
5. Does NOT have a pure uretha
6. Last name is two letters long and starts with an "L."
Oh yeah. For some reason, I used to consider this person as a respectable and worthy friend back in freshman and sophomore year. Wow, what the F was I smoking then to think such a blasphemous thought?!!!!!
Finally, if you believe you are the person I am describing above, please stop being stupid and act mature for a change.
- Is this a change in
our status quo??? Stay tuned for the response!
:: The following are from a recent chat with
Hyperion JJLIU. What was the word now?? Clueless? Yeah... something like
that::
skyiren
This
seemingly uncommitted second installment of the Harry Potter movie
series was somewhat of a wholehearted disappointment.
Hyperion JJLIU
: w00t
Hyperion JJLIU
: disappointment?
Hyperion JJLIU
: are
u serious?
Hyperion JJLIU
: dang
skyiren
: yea,
the great Alex has been disappointed... now the universe will collapse
in on itself
Hyperion JJLIU
: dang
Hyperion JJLIU
: dats
sucks
Hyperion JJLIU
: sorry
to hear that man
skyiren
: to
hear what? the universe collapsing?
skyiren
: it
really is sad
skyiren
: all
those stars...
Hyperion JJLIU
: no,
to hear that u are disappointed
Hyperion JJLIU
: ya,
and not to mention hot alien babes
Hyperion JJLIU
: u
know
Hyperion JJLIU
: those
undiscovered planets on the unknown frontier full of nice-busted alien
babes
skyiren
: yes...
alien babes... u cant forget about those...
Hyperion JJLIU
: yep
Hyperion JJLIU
: course
not
- All those alien babes... dead because I got disappointed
skyiren
yea,
and there wasnt any sex...
Hyperion JJLIU
: well
there wasn't any in the book
Hyperion JJLIU
: unless
u count harry himself
skyiren
: eh?
what does that mean?
Hyperion JJLIU
: u
know when the parents of harry had sex and gave birth to harry before
the evil wizard killed his parents
Hyperion JJLIU
: u
know
skyiren
: umm...
then in that case, wasnt everyone else kinda born through the same
process??
Hyperion JJLIU
: oh
yeah
Hyperion JJLIU
: except
for the big dog
Hyperion JJLIU
: u
know the 3 headed dog the huge one
skyiren
: no...
i think that the dog's parents had sex too
Hyperion JJLIU
: i
mean damn, i dont' want to think about 2 3-headed dogs blowing each
other
Hyperion JJLIU
: *shudders
skyiren
: u
know, i didn't think about that till u mentioned it. thanx man
Hyperion JJLIU
: btw,
are u gonna quote me on anything i said so far?
Hyperion JJLIU
: oh
no propb
Hyperion JJLIU
: i'm
glad to help u
- No sex in Harry Potter???
skyiren
:
sarcasm??
no not at all... im really glad that u brought up the three headed dogs
blowing eachother
Hyperion JJLIU
: alex,
ur so funny dang man
skyiren
: sure
i am
Hyperion JJLIU
: seriously
Hyperion JJLIU
: i
am NOT being sarcastic
skyiren
: thats
great
Hyperion JJLIU
: man,
i wish i was as humurous as you are u know
Hyperion JJLIU
: as
humurous and i guess street smart
Hyperion JJLIU
: cuz
that would make me dig more
skyiren
: dig
more coal?/
Hyperion JJLIU
: but
ya ur hilarious
Hyperion JJLIU
: thanx
man
Hyperion JJLIU
: well
no
skyiren
: you're
hilarious too jason.. u just dont know it
Hyperion JJLIU
: dig
u know... dig more like "Hamza" style
Hyperion JJLIU
: u
know "the west-side" hamza
Hyperion JJLIU
: not
the gurl
Hyperion JJLIU
: from
sri lanka
- Of course it isn't sarcasm...
Hyperion JJLIU
...
skyiren
: yer
welcome... but... that was two years ago
Hyperion JJLIU
: ya
well i really cherish that moment
Hyperion JJLIU
: cuz
its a great movie
Hyperion JJLIU
: so
thanx alex
skyiren
: ok.
why the sudden thanks?
Hyperion JJLIU
: felt
like it
Hyperion JJLIU
: cuz
its a great movie
skyiren
: ic.
Hyperion JJLIU
: hehe,
but too bad that aussi is too harry
Hyperion JJLIU
: but
hey its not ur fault
Hyperion JJLIU
: thanx
again man
skyiren
: i
would never think the sort... (that the aussi being harry is my fault..)
Hyperion JJLIU
: ohok
Hyperion JJLIU
: good
skyiren
: actually..
i do feel kind of responsible...
- Of course I'm responsible for
Hugh Jackman being hairy.
Hyperion JJLIU: isn't it illegal to like manhandle like rashes and ulcers?
H DawG 2325
:
y do u hate homosexual ppl
H DawG 2325
: ?
Hyperion JJLIU
: i
don't
Hyperion JJLIU
: i
just hate homos who like everyone
Hyperion JJLIU
:
like want to have sex with every male
Hyperion JJLIU
: if
its a homo who just likes another homo (*cough*)
Hyperion JJLIU
*Universal Interpretation (several contributors):
Jason doesn't like men who want to cheat on him.
- Why u gotta hate? Be "ghetto"!
Haha, today during Math Class (WOW, its a freaking adventure every day in the class! Math Rocks! Petey Rocks! Go Petersen!)
It's a 4 day weekend yall!!
That's so ghetto, brotha!
- Jason Liu
Dude Jason, your chinese. Stop trying to act black!
- Ryan Fabrizius
Hahahaha! (Laughing to Ryan's Comment)
- Patrick McWilliams
-SO DAMN CLUELESS... I CAN'T STAND IT!
When asked about his latest profile (I dig...), Hyperion
JJLIU gave Angelex this response:
-Quite an amusing...umm... *appreciation*
for the word "dig"
True Story
On 10/01/02 (A Tuesday), during 6th period BC Calculus with Mr. Petersen, James was, as usual, bragging about his achievements. This very smart girl in our class Val started to talk about how she got a 100% in Chem last year. Then James started to talk about how he got a 105% in
Enr. Chem until the last month of school, when he began to TOTALLY slack off ended up with a 100% by the end of the semester. Now, I, who worked my ass off and got a 90.26% in Chemistry was very pissed and said out loud
(i mean very loud), "DAMN YOU MOFO!" Suddenly this senior in our class, Kim Lorenzen started cracking up like there's no tomorrow exclaiming
"haha, he said MOFO!!" Now, at the time I didn't understand what the word Mofo means (it means mutha fooker BTW) and now that I do, I understand why everyone was laughing their ass off at me ...... Boo, luckily Mr. P didn't say anything about it. Whew :-)
- Actually MOFO stands for the Magnificent and Onion Fruit
Organization...
If your name starts with J and ends in ason
liu, then you are gay.
- GenralYoda's Profile
Hyperion JJLIU's Theorem
Corollary #1
If your name start with a J and ends with an AMES ALBRECHT, then you are a flaming piece of dog shit.
*NOTE - This Corollary will continue to exist as long as Genral Yoda does not take out his derogatory comment about me on HIS profile.
- Jason's profile soon after the above profile was posted
recently, as i was perusing the AIM profiles of the people on my buddy list, i came across this little piece of.......hmmm....shall i say...gayness?
If a homo sapien voluntarily engages in an active conversation with another homo sapien of the opposite gender ...Then the first homo sapien has stronger-than-normal-friend feelings for the homo sapien of the opposite gender.
- Wise words of Professor Jay Da Hyperion, the Number 1 source of sound counsel for interacting with homo sapiens of the opposite gender.
After reading this....I didn't know whether to laugh or cry hysterically
(lol). some important questions were also raised....Jason, are u using urself as a model for ur
thereom? And wtf were u smoking when u wrote this? And who the F do u think u r?
- AznPlayaz777's Profile
Hyperion JJLIU's Theorem
Standard If ... Then ... Theorem
If a homo sapien voluntarily engages in an active conversation with another homo sapien of the opposite gender ...
Then the first homo sapien has stronger-than-normal-friend feelings for the homo sapien of the opposite gender.
- Wise words of Professor Jay Da Hyperion, the Number 1 source of sound counsel for interacting with homo sapiens of the opposite gender.
-I've got nothing to say about this
Dear [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE],
Due to the idiocy and lack of maturity of Jonathan D Huang and probably Newell Miao by posting derogatory messages discriminating against homosexuals and messages aimed to defame me (btw, fuck you jon and whoever is involved here), I have decided to take my subprofile offline. Until these two stupid fucked up retards learn how to be mature and act like high school students, I doubt that my sp will ever be up again. So please, if you see these two ... disgusting beings ... please tell them to act more mature.
Thank you!
- Jason 12:12:56 PM, 2002-09-25
* Considering how these two dickheads never seem to be able to grow up and act maturely, I would be very surprised if my subprofile will ever be online again.
- another response to recent events
Jon Huang, you are a dumb mother fucker! Yes, I warn you
[INSERT YOUR NAME HERE]! Jon Huang aka JHTheGreat aka Hdawg2325 is one piece of useless shit. BTW Jon, nice try in impersonating me. Only 5 people looked a my subprofile before I cleared the
guestbook. And you were one of them! Guess what you dumb fuck Jon? You are most suspected of writing that shit making fun of me in my
subprofile. If you, [INSERT YOUR NAME HERE], ever see this fucker online, please do not trust him! BTW, he freely discrimanates against homosexuals by trying to be one and using the "stereotyped" comments. If you feel like beating up this racist mother fucker, then feel free to do so.
BTW, Newell, you are the second suspected ass who wrote that shit on my
subprofile!
Hyperion JJLIU: direct copy and past
Hyperion JJLIU: jon huang you are an immature mother fucker! I know 2 year olds who are more mature and less idiottic than you are! seriously man, go fuck yourself. it would be more productive!
- A recent string of events leds to this
Hyperion JJLIU: and ap chem is easy peasy japanesy
Hyperion JJLIU: =)
- wat is this guy saying...
here is a recent conversation at our lunch table between me, jon, and
jason.
jon: are you innocent? (question directed for jason)
jason: what do you mean by innocent?
jon: are you innocent?
jason: can you please define 'innocent'?
anu: are you are you not innocent?
jason: (finally understanding the question) of course im innocent!
anu: m not innocent...
jason: ewww! that means you have an unpure urethra!
i'm a stalker
-Jason Liu
Hyperion
JJLIU:
i g2g now
Hyperion JJLIU: cya laterz
peace out
- JJLIU thinks he's so cool
